The day alfoil almost killed me.

The day tinfoil almost killed me. 

It was the year of 2009 and it was the first day of the Summer holidays. I was super pumped because I could do all the things I've wanted to do like swimming, sleeping in until 10AM (HOLY CRAP!!!) eat all the crap I want and basically chill FOR 6 WHOLE WEEKS !!!

The first couple of days were absolutely awesome, but by the fifth or sixth day I realized that it was getting really boring really quickly, I had too think of something to do and fast otherwise I would have DIED !! (Not really, that was dramatized but I would have become a serious couch potato and would need a shoving stick to move me when school finally started again) 

I had an idea, a brilliant idea, an idea so awesome that I could defeat zombies with just one thought of this idea, but for this idea to work I needed help. It took me a couple of minutes to actually get off the couch but when I finally did I ran too my sisters room (well it was more of a strained limp run because I was really full from all the chips I ate)

I slammed open her door (I don't actually think you can slam OPEN a door, you can slam SHUT a door... it was more of a BURST open the door and stumble through.. but it just doesn't sound as good so we'll keep it as slammed) like I said I SLAMMED open her door with a huge BANG ! A bang so loud that lightening striked and cause our house to shake with greatness, I knew that then God was very happy about my idea.

I was so excited about my idea I said it in a rush to my sister... the conversation went a little like this...

ME: "OMFGTIAIHAVETHEBESTESTIDEAEVERANDEVENGODLIKESITANDIREALLYNEEDYOURHELPOTHERWISEIWILLBECOMEACOUCHPOTATOANDWILLNEEDASHOVINGSTICKSOPLEASEEEEEE!"

TIA: "Demi seriously I didn't understand any of that now get out of my room so I can be anti-social and listen to my music because I'm just really anti-social and hate any great ideas like yours because I'm just THAT anti-social*" (Don't kill me Tia I love you !! :D XX)

*I may have also dramatized this also.. but not by much o.O (<-- HA it's a FACE!!)

ME: "COME ONNNNNN!!! COME ONNNNN!!! PWEASE !!" 

I gave Tia the cutest face I could muster which kinda looked a little like this:

Of course it must of been the cutest face she has ever seen so she caved in and answered with a ..
 

TIA: "Uh... what the hell? Yeah OK, whatever, first let me Facebook this and tell 100 of my closests friends that I have a weird sister"

ME: "OK!!"

I skipped like a retarded kangaroo to the kitchen while my sister kinda of walked behind me with this face the whole time..

I was so hyped up that when I opened the cupboard I almost ripped the door off it's hinges (LOL I'm joking have you seen my arms? They're like two sticks with spaghetti as fingers)

I quickly got the ALL tinfoil boxes out and set them on the kitchen counter. After I finished placing all three down and got a tingle in my brain... a tingle like I may regret this later.. but I just thought it was from all the chips I had eaten earlier that day and passed it off as my brain had just farted.

 Without any warning I grabbed a box of tinfoil and slowly started wrapping up Tia in it, she was not surprised because her response was "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and a surprised person would of said "THIS IS A SURPRISE THAT YOU HAPPEN TO BE WRAPPING ME IN TINFOIL! OH MY!"

She barely fought me off but I kept persisting and finally all that I could see of her was her face. She had her eyebrows scrunched down and her mouth in a tight circle that somehow reminded me of a cats bottom (TEHE) I knew then that she was happy at what I had done.

I then asked Tia to "TINFOIL ME UP BABY!!" She moved robotically in my direction, at first I thought she was some weird robot alien from Dr. Who but then I remembered she was my sister so I calmed down.

After she awkwardly covered me up in tinfoil I then lead us outside. I told her in my most robotic voice "that we are going to sumo wrestle as robots"

TIA: "Are you being serious?"

ME: "OF COURSE !!"

TIA: "You covered me in F*****G TINFOIl TO WRESTLE AS ROBOTS ?!"

ME: *slightly alarmed at her loud outdoor voice* "Yes I thought that's what you wanted to do, if you didn't then why did you cover me in tinfoil and take me outside?"

TIA: "That wasn't my idea that was all yo--"

ME: "You know what instead of blaming people, like how us being covered in tinfoil is all YOUR fault, why don't we pretend we are actually robots go onto the street and wave at passing cars?"

TIA: "Fine."

ME: "YAY!"

We walked to the gutter and and waved robotically at passing cars. This is when things started to get bad.

At first it was really fun, people would honk their horns and wave at us but after 20 minutes of waving a mother and her 5 year old son were walking towards us, we both thought they were out for a lovely stroll (seeing as the day was quite overcast) but as they got closer we saw they had their angry faces on.

We didn't know what to do! As they got closer the mother started yelling and spit was flying from her mouth in all different directions. She was saying something like "I WAS JUST WALKING PAST LIKE AN AVERAGE PERSON AND I ALMOST RAN INTO A PARKED CAR BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE WERE DISTRACTING ME!!" or something along those lines but I was too caught up in the spit flying everywhere and was afraid that if she got any closer it may just hit me directly in the face.

It was a good thing Tia wasn't focusing on her spit because she tugged at my elbow and we started running. The lady and her son were blocking our entry into the entry of our house so we started running in the opposite direction, we knew just up the street lived a close friend of ours so we started running as best we could while covered in tinfoil.

The lady realized what we were doing and picked up her son and started chasing after us. 

It was a race between to awkward running robots and an awkward run for a woman holding a child, from an onlookers perspective it must have looked like we were all mentally disabled and playing tag...BUT WE WEREN'T!

Tia and I were in the lead and we could see our friends house in the distance when everything happened.

Up ahead was quite a large boulder, and had I not been in tinfoil I may have been able to jump it, but my brain was not thinking and thought that I wasn't in tinfoil, so I tried to jump it.(If you're curious as too why our tinfoil hasn't ripped off us, well we found like 6 more boxes of tinfoil in our cabinet and used them all to make SUPER EXTREME ROBOT SUITS!)

I was about to jump and was at the part were you bend your knees and jump, but I couldn't so I jumped up like a fish from the sea trying to kill a seagull (WHAT?!). I thought I was going to make it, I thought that maybe I was like a freaken epic superhero in tinfoil, but that was before my ankles caught on the rock and I went face first into the ground.

I was DOOMED ! The crazy angry lady was going to get me and kill me and my sister must be at our friends house by now. Without realizing it I started to cry, well I thought I was crying but it actually had started raining so I wasn't actually crying.

I was going to lay there forever and rot away and die as tinfoil robot or the crazy lady was going to kill me !! It was possibly the worst day EVER!

Ten minutes later my sister came with our friend and her Dad and helped me up, they told me they watched the whole tripping incident from our friends window (wow my sister must have been really far ahead when we were running) and couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes when they finally stopped enough to come help me.

The crazy lady ran away when it started raining which was why I was never caught and killed :)

And that's how tinfoil almost killed me XD

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